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Things I wish I knew when I started tumbling

gallifreyansquid:

karatam:

colsandbradders:

i am so slow

you can look at the posts on a certain day?

jfc

url.tumblr.com/day/2012/12/25 <- what you posted last christmas

omfg chRIST WHY DIDN’T I KNOW THIS BEFORE????

makes my fckn life EASIER

#WHY ISN’T THIS SHIT IN THE HELP SECTION

BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF USE IS EVER IN THE HELP SECTION

I MUST SPREAD THE WORD TO MY FOLLOWERS

(Source: gay4liam)

chaotic-lawful-objections:

golittlesleepwalker:

chaotic-lawful-objections:

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"Maybe so, but a stepladder is just as dangerous to walk under as any other ladder!"

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"Can you truly say that they’re so different?! Walking under a stepladder is just as bad luck as walking under a normal ladder! You can’t deny this fact!"

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what the f-

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SUPERSTITION DOESN’T BLOODY ENTER INTO IT! ITS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT!

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"Um, I was just trying to give an objective example there…sorry."

that was a horrible example oh my god how did you pass the bar.

right. let me show you a real objective example.

a tall apartment building is on fire, and the fire department dispatches the appropriate trucks.

the truck that extends a device very high into the air, that requires mechanical support, do we call this a step ladder? no we do not.

conversely, a housewife is making dinner, and the marsala for the chicken is on the high shelf in the cabinet. she fetches a device that opens and supports itself on the floor even as she is on the top flat, often rubberized no slip platform, and retrieves the bottle with ease. is this a ladder? no it is not.

case closed! bring in the dancing lobsters!

snakearm:

golittlesleepwalker:

snakearm:

golittlesleepwalker:

snakearm:

golittlesleepwalker:

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all you need is exhaust vents and a big eyeball on your shoulder!

That just sounds unhealthy.

…yeah you’re already too powerful as it is, you’re right.

giving you a godrobe would be terrible.

Now it sounds unhealthy and I WANT ONE.

it drinks your blood you know.

if you want to do the really cool shit, more blood.

So does this.

*I’ll hold up his arm, clenching his fist as a black energy sweeps round it, the inner coils of light and energy purple around his fingers.*

It’s never stopped me before.

that’s under the same principle as any muscle movement though that’s completely different.

we’re talking a living entity that ingests your blood from you.

chaotic-lawful-objections:

golittlesleepwalker:

chaotic-lawful-objections:

golittlesleepwalker:

…so i got the 8 bit “harp” by accident.

it is called “stepladder”

…no game you are incorrect.

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"Your Honor, this stepladder is clearly suffering from discrimination! Despite of its size and stature, it still counts in the category of ‘stepladders’!"

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(Somehow….)

…you know why they are called stepladders?

because you STEP on them.

if you stepped on this item it or you or both would fall over. the rungs are round, non-conducive to stepping, hence it is not a step ladder.

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"But if you leaned this ladder against a wall, and had someone hold it steady.."

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"Then it could easily be used for the same purpose! Hence, it can, too, be called a stepladder!!"

that is too much mitigation on the item’s own merits.

a true stepladder requires no assistance.

snakearm:

golittlesleepwalker:

snakearm:

golittlesleepwalker:

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all you need is exhaust vents and a big eyeball on your shoulder!

That just sounds unhealthy.

…yeah you’re already too powerful as it is, you’re right.

giving you a godrobe would be terrible.

Now it sounds unhealthy and I WANT ONE.

it drinks your blood you know.

if you want to do the really cool shit, more blood.

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